Friday, February 1, 2008

L.A. Times Endorses Barack Obama!

Breaking News: The Los Angeles Times has endorsed Senator Barack Obama for President of the United States of America!

"But just because the ballot features two strong candidates does not mean that it is difficult to choose between them. We urge voters to make the most of this historic moment by choosing the Democrat most focused on steering the nation toward constructive change: We strongly endorse Barack Obama."


Congratulations to the Times on making the right decision! The momentum continues to grow in Obama's favor!

The conclusion of the endorsement sums up the entire Clinton vs. Obama debate. For those of you who are still vacillating, listen up:

"In the language of metaphor, Clinton is an essay, solid and reasoned; Obama is a poem, lyric and filled with possibility. Clinton would be a valuable and competent executive, but Obama matches her in substance and adds something that the nation has been missing far too long -- a sense of aspiration."

1 comment:

Paula said...

And now a metaphor from the opposition:

If the candidates were lunch meats, Hillary Clinton would be roast beef: different, satisfying and tasty.

Barrack Obama would be turkey...or baloney (for obvious reasons).

I kiiiiiiid.